Horrorthon Posts

Barney’s Great Adventure

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007 Horrorthon Posts

[REPOSTED]1988 ( )Boy, was this an unpleasant experience! Talk about pure horror…I certainly could go on at great length about the sheer, raw revulsion I experienced at the hands of this loveable purple dinosaur, in his first big screen adventure! I am going to detail the entire plot, involving lots of adorable little kids, and […]

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Apologies to Johnny Sweatpants

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007 Horrorthon Posts

I didn’t mean to piss you off! Sorry about all that. Peace bro.

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Alien

Sunday, October 14th, 2007 Horrorthon Posts / Horrorthon Reviews

You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? A perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. I admire its purity: a survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse or delusions of morality. 1979 (*****) This movie is perfect. It is flawless. (Actually it has one flaw; see below.) As I continue […]

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