{"id":5019,"date":"2007-03-28T18:36:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-28T18:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jordanhthonextract2.wordpress.com\/2007\/03\/28\/of-course-they-got-nose-jobs"},"modified":"2011-09-23T04:00:05","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T04:00:05","slug":"of-course-they-got-nose-jobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/of-course-they-got-nose-jobs\/","title":{"rendered":"OF COURSE they got nose jobs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2007\/03\/olsens_1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2007\/03\/olsens_1-w=240.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2007\/03\/olsens_2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2007\/03\/olsens_2-w=240.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>I have to weigh in here (even though we&#8217;re about as far afield from <b>Horrorthon<\/b> subject matter as possible) (Okay, not) because:<\/p>\n<p>1) There is <i>no question whatsoever<\/i> that they got matching nose jobs a ways back (see photos); and<\/p>\n<p>2) I think they&#8217;re ridiculously hot and I don&#8217;t care who disagrees (see photos). <\/p>\n<p>I know it&#8217;s fashionable to dis them because they&#8217;re such idiots or because they turn the task of fashion icon into such a weird excuse to wear yards of gypsy fabric rather than actual clothes or because they dropped out of college since &#8220;writing papers is no fun,&#8221; but when this translates into harshing on their looks, I say, &#8220;I do not agree.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Okay, we can change the subject.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have to weigh in here (even though we&#8217;re about as far afield from Horrorthon subject matter as possible) (Okay, not) because: 1) There is no question whatsoever that they got matching nose jobs a ways back (see photos); and 2) I think they&#8217;re ridiculously hot and I don&#8217;t care who disagrees (see photos). I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horrorthon_posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5019"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5019"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41355,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5019\/revisions\/41355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}