{"id":42169,"date":"2012-07-14T15:45:42","date_gmt":"2012-07-14T15:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/?p=42169"},"modified":"2012-07-14T15:51:59","modified_gmt":"2012-07-14T15:51:59","slug":"if-ordinary-people-had-the-same-resources-of-celebrities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/if-ordinary-people-had-the-same-resources-of-celebrities\/","title":{"rendered":"If Ordinary People Had the Same Resources as Celebrities"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another archived cartoon, which I&#8217;m going to blithely pass off as a sardonic critique of Katie Holmes&#8217; new <i>Elle<\/i> cover:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/celeb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/celeb-300x124.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"If Ordinary People Had the Same Resources as Celebrities\" width=\"300\" height=\"124\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-42170\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/celeb-300x124.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/celeb-1024x423.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/celeb.jpg 1158w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another archived cartoon, which I&#8217;m going to blithely pass off as a sardonic critique of Katie Holmes&#8217; new Elle cover:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":42170,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cartoons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42169"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42169"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42176,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42169\/revisions\/42176"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/42170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}