{"id":42000,"date":"2012-05-09T17:29:12","date_gmt":"2012-05-09T17:29:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/?p=42000"},"modified":"2012-05-09T17:29:12","modified_gmt":"2012-05-09T17:29:12","slug":"the-ubiquitous-oh-hellyeah-key","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/the-ubiquitous-oh-hellyeah-key\/","title":{"rendered":"The ubiquitous &#8220;OH-HELLYEAH&#8221; key"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/icons.mysitemyway.com\/wp-content\/gallery\/simple-black-square-icons-media\/127191-simple-black-square-icon-media-music-accordian.png\" class=\"alignnone\" width=\"512\" height=\"512\" \/><br \/>\nI had a dream that I was shopping for laptops, and that the salesperson was demonstrating how each of them had an &#8220;OH-HELLYEAH&#8221; key that, when pressed, emitted a really loud accordion chord. (It was somewhere near the &#8220;K&#8221; on the right hand side.)<\/p>\n<p>I was just going to permanently drop this subject, but it was recommended by a close friend that I actually blog about this, so here&#8217;s the entry. My friend also recommended that I try my hand and designing the ubiquitous &#8220;OH-HELLYEAH&#8221; key, which I was willing to do, but it was surprisingly easy to find a ready-made &#8220;Accordion&#8221; key design (above). I think anyone frantically groping for the &#8220;OH-HELLYEAH&#8221; key would have no trouble recognizing the familiar icon. Presumably there could be a &#8220;quiet mode&#8221; or &#8220;airplane mode&#8221; that prevented quiet places like libraries from being constantly disturbed by the constant blasts of accordion music. (I also dreamed that <i>The Daltonian<\/i>\u2014the student newspaper from my high school\u2014and the <i>Style<\/i> section from the <i>New York Times<\/i> had merged.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream that I was shopping for laptops, and that the salesperson was demonstrating how each of them had an &#8220;OH-HELLYEAH&#8221; key that, when pressed, emitted a really loud accordion chord. (It was somewhere near the &#8220;K&#8221; on the right hand side.) I was just going to permanently drop this subject, but it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42000"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42000"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42001,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42000\/revisions\/42001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}