{"id":34526,"date":"2010-05-13T18:35:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-13T18:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jordanhthonextract2.wordpress.com\/2010\/05\/13\/i-must-own-this-or-give-it-to-my-grandmother"},"modified":"2011-09-23T04:00:01","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T04:00:01","slug":"i-must-own-this-or-give-it-to-my-grandmother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/i-must-own-this-or-give-it-to-my-grandmother\/","title":{"rendered":"I must own this (or give it to my grandmother)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2010\/05\/slide_6728_89435_large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2010\/05\/slide_6728_89435_large-w=300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>From a Huffington Post <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2010\/05\/13\/the-most-awesomely-weird_n_570647.html\">slideshow<\/a> of the &#8220;most awesome <i>Star Wars<\/i> products of all time.&#8221; Great stuff.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. You guys are done with your stone cold rhymin,&#8217; correct? It&#8217;s okay for me to post without besmirching the sacred Hump Day rituals? (Kidding)<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/17244873-2974169442726254382?l=horrorthon.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From a Huffington Post slideshow of the &#8220;most awesome Star Wars products of all time.&#8221; Great stuff. P.S. You guys are done with your stone cold rhymin,&#8217; correct? It&#8217;s okay for me to post without besmirching the sacred Hump Day rituals? (Kidding)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horrorthon_posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34526"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41199,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34526\/revisions\/41199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}