{"id":33758,"date":"2010-03-18T21:31:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-18T21:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jordanhthonextract2.wordpress.com\/2010\/03\/18\/that-big-thing-back-there-3"},"modified":"2011-09-24T08:25:17","modified_gmt":"2011-09-24T08:25:17","slug":"that-big-thing-back-there-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/that-big-thing-back-there-3\/","title":{"rendered":"That Big Thing Back There 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/oldblogger\/whelan-longroad.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/oldblogger\/whelan-longroad.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/oldblogger\/dt1-07.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/oldblogger\/dt1-07.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>Here&#8217;s the aforementioned Michael Whelan, <i>just fucking going for it<\/i> in the TBTBT annals with these pictures for Stephen King&#8217;s first <i>The Dark Tower<\/i> volume, called <i>The Gunslinger.<\/i> (That&#8217;s the man himself moping on the beach. Cheer up, pal\u2014you&#8217;ve only got 5,600 pages of King to slog through before you get where you&#8217;re going&#8230;if you get there at all, which is no sure thing. What the hell, keep moping&#8230;here, have a drink.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, Michael Whelan, another contender for the TBTBT throne.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the aforementioned Michael Whelan, just fucking going for it in the TBTBT annals with these pictures for Stephen King&#8217;s first The Dark Tower volume, called The Gunslinger. (That&#8217;s the man himself moping on the beach. Cheer up, pal\u2014you&#8217;ve only got 5,600 pages of King to slog through before you get where you&#8217;re going&#8230;if you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horrorthon_posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33758"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33758"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33758\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41400,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33758\/revisions\/41400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}