{"id":33140,"date":"2010-01-25T20:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-25T20:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jordanhthonextract2.wordpress.com\/2010\/01\/25\/master-of-the-sideways-hand-technique"},"modified":"2011-09-23T04:00:02","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T04:00:02","slug":"master-of-the-sideways-hand-technique","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/master-of-the-sideways-hand-technique\/","title":{"rendered":"Master of the Sideways Hand Technique"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2010\/01\/lc_master.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2010\/01\/lc_master-w=300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>On the subject of <a href=\"http:\/\/horrorthon.blogspot.com\/2010\/01\/cartoon-jordan.html\">mastering trivial tasks<\/a>, here is my cat &#8220;Little Cat&#8221; (<i>illustration above<\/i>) who demonstrates a profound mastery of the fabled feline &#8220;Sideways Hand Technique&#8221; (see <i>fig.<\/i> 1 <i>above<\/i>). (Note that Little Cat has vestigial &#8220;Hemingway thumbs&#8221; as many cats do.)<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/17244873-7178624066273008254?l=horrorthon.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the subject of mastering trivial tasks, here is my cat &#8220;Little Cat&#8221; (illustration above) who demonstrates a profound mastery of the fabled feline &#8220;Sideways Hand Technique&#8221; (see fig. 1 above). (Note that Little Cat has vestigial &#8220;Hemingway thumbs&#8221; as many cats do.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoons","category-horrorthon_posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33140"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33140"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41228,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33140\/revisions\/41228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}