{"id":32844,"date":"2009-12-27T17:14:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-27T17:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jordanhthonextract2.wordpress.com\/2009\/12\/27\/your-complete-guide-to-saving-movie-theater-seats"},"modified":"2011-09-23T04:00:02","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T04:00:02","slug":"your-complete-guide-to-saving-movie-theater-seats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/your-complete-guide-to-saving-movie-theater-seats\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Complete Guide to Saving Movie Theater Seats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2009\/12\/saveseats.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2009\/12\/saveseats-w=300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>From Defamer: &#8220;I&#8217;m laying down some ground rules about movie theater seat saving, because I&#8217;m sick of having the film ruined by you assholes&#8230;If you can not follow them, then you have to sit in the aisle or wait for everything to come out on DVD and leave the theater for civilized folk.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The rules (click <a href=\"http:\/\/defamer.gawker.com\/5426340\/your-complete-guide-to-saving-movie-theater-seats\">here<\/a> for full text explaining each item):<\/p>\n<p><b>The party for whom the seat is saved must be in the theater. <br \/>A seat with a coat or bag on it is taken. <br \/>The only acceptable place to go is to get popcorn or use the toilet. <br \/>You can only save one seat at a time.<br \/>No, I will not move over.<br \/>No, I will not watch your stuff.<br \/>Don&#8217;t ask me if a seat is free.<br \/>When the previews start, any save is voided.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Again, read the <a href=\"http:\/\/defamer.gawker.com\/5426340\/your-complete-guide-to-saving-movie-theater-seats\">complete list<\/a> (recommended).<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/17244873-6147437195176177366?l=horrorthon.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Defamer: &#8220;I&#8217;m laying down some ground rules about movie theater seat saving, because I&#8217;m sick of having the film ruined by you assholes&#8230;If you can not follow them, then you have to sit in the aisle or wait for everything to come out on DVD and leave the theater for civilized folk.&#8221; The rules [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horrorthon_posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32844"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32844"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41233,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32844\/revisions\/41233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}