{"id":32519,"date":"2009-11-26T05:01:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-26T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jordanhthonextract2.wordpress.com\/2009\/11\/26\/genius-i-tell-you"},"modified":"2011-09-24T09:36:19","modified_gmt":"2011-09-24T09:36:19","slug":"genius-i-tell-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/genius-i-tell-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Genius I tell you!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2009\/11\/genius.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2009\/11\/genius-w=129.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Octopunk and I were talking about this on the phone last night. There&#8217;s a growing bilious reaction to James Cameron&#8217;s upcoming <i>Avatar.<\/i> My favorite new stuff is on Gawker, here:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5411346\/the-mounting-evidence-that-avatar-will-suck-part-1\">The Mounting Evidence That Avatar Will Suck, Part 1<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5412825\/the-mounting-evidence-that-avatar-will-suck-part-2-an-eyewitness-account\">The Mounting Evidence That Avatar Will Suck, Part 2: An Eyewitness Account<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, are we not men? We are geeks! So we have to talk about this. My attitude is, Michelle Rodriguez&#8230;enough said. Thoughts? (If you can&#8217;t see my cartoon above&#8230;and you want to&#8230;click to bigify it.)<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/17244873-5108488979610894054?l=horrorthon.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Octopunk and I were talking about this on the phone last night. There&#8217;s a growing bilious reaction to James Cameron&#8217;s upcoming Avatar. My favorite new stuff is on Gawker, here: The Mounting Evidence That Avatar Will Suck, Part 1 The Mounting Evidence That Avatar Will Suck, Part 2: An Eyewitness Account Anyway, are we not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoons","category-horrorthon_posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32519"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32519"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41403,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32519\/revisions\/41403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}