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{"id":30130,"date":"2009-09-12T03:58:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-12T03:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jordanhthonextract2.wordpress.com\/2009\/09\/12\/remastered"},"modified":"2011-09-23T04:00:03","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T04:00:03","slug":"remastered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/remastered\/","title":{"rendered":"Remastered"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2009\/09\/fab4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2009\/09\/fab4-w=300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>I&#8217;m on an insane deadline and under tremendous stress, so I&#8217;ll make this quick (I only allowed myself fifteen seconds to provide a picture, which is why the above is so crude). But I had to mention 1) that (through various Jack Sparrow-type channels) I&#8217;ve acquired both the Stereo Box and the Mono Box in their entirety (as lossless .FLAC files that I converted to variable-bitrate .mp3s) and 2) that it&#8217;s an explosive, astonishing, incredible experience to listen to all of it. My cat seems to be giving me a look that says, &#8220;Enough with the damn Beatles!&#8221; after two solid days of nothing but. <\/p>\n<p>I could go on and on, but suffice it to say that the whole thing is superb beyond words; that the mono mixes (which I&#8217;d, mostly, never heard before, and which are considered the &#8220;true&#8221; mixes, since the Beatles and George Martin were directly involved in a way that wasn&#8217;t true for the subsequent stereo versions) sound absolutely incredible, and that everyone who can afford it (including myself, later) should go buy this stuff. John Lennon said that you &#8220;haven&#8217;t really heard the &#8216;White Album&#8217; until you&#8217;ve heard it in mono,&#8221; and, after having my socks blown off by &#8220;Helter Skelter&#8221; (which lacks the &#8220;blisters on my fingers&#8221; coda in its original mono rendition) I&#8217;d be inclined to agree. At the other end of the scale, the first-ever <i>stereo<\/i> discs of the first four albums (<i>Please Please Me<\/i>, <i>With The Beatles<\/i>, <i>Beatles For Sale<\/i>, <i>A Hard Day&#8217;s Night<\/i>) are, well, I&#8217;m running out of superlatives, but those 1987 versions were such muddy, thin fare by comparison to what they&#8217;ve done here.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s particularly amazing is this: when you talk about mono vinyl to cassettes to old 1980s CDs to modern digital remasters, it&#8217;s like talking about VHS to DVD to Blu-Ray\u2014it&#8217;s a similar progression\u2014except that, with movies, we all remember <i>going to the theater<\/i> and seeing the stuff &#8220;for real.&#8221; With recorded music, there&#8217;s no equivalent, unless you were one of the lucky dozen or so people who were actually in the room at Abbey Road studios when these tracks were first recorded. My point is, <i>nobody<\/i> has <i>ever<\/i> heard this before. It simply wasn&#8217;t physically possible. The entire Beatles legacy is based on vinyl recordings that are totally inferior to the 1987 CDs, which are equally inferior to these remasters. I don&#8217;t even know how to think about that. Anyway, it&#8217;s amazing what&#8217;s been given to us by those four; a gift, as we know, equal to the love they took. Yeah, yeah, yeah!<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m on an insane deadline and under tremendous stress, so I&#8217;ll make this quick (I only allowed myself fifteen seconds to provide a picture, which is why the above is so crude). But I had to mention 1) that (through various Jack Sparrow-type channels) I&#8217;ve acquired both the Stereo Box and the Mono Box in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horrorthon_posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30130"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30130"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41267,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30130\/revisions\/41267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}