{"id":26891,"date":"2009-03-26T15:02:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-26T15:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jordanhthonextract2.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/26\/crabs-robots"},"modified":"2011-09-23T04:00:03","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T04:00:03","slug":"crabs-robots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/crabs-robots\/","title":{"rendered":"Crabs, Robots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2009\/03\/onion_news.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2009\/03\/onion_news-w=266.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>I don&#8217;t know if other &#8216;thonners ever follow the Onion News Network (The Onion&#8217;s recently-added video component), but it&#8217;s really surprisingly good. I&#8217;d stayed away from it for a long time, expecting &#8220;Mad TV&#8221;-style broad parody, but the style and precision (and the incredible detail) of the stuff is really amazing.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway these two recent &#8220;news items&#8221; have a horror\/sci-fi bent, so I thought you guys would enjoy them. As with all ONN items, you can freeze-frame on the embedded press clippings and totally read them.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/experts_agree_giant_razor_clawed\">Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/in_the_know_are_we_giving_the\">Are We Giving The Robots That Run Our Society Too Much Power?<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/17244873-5784715430826628736?l=horrorthon.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if other &#8216;thonners ever follow the Onion News Network (The Onion&#8217;s recently-added video component), but it&#8217;s really surprisingly good. I&#8217;d stayed away from it for a long time, expecting &#8220;Mad TV&#8221;-style broad parody, but the style and precision (and the incredible detail) of the stuff is really amazing. Anyway these two recent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horrorthon_posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26891"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26891"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41285,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26891\/revisions\/41285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}