{"id":16255,"date":"2008-02-22T16:25:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-22T16:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jordanhthonextract2.wordpress.com\/2008\/02\/22\/lost-knows-what-theyre-doing"},"modified":"2011-09-23T04:00:04","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T04:00:04","slug":"lost-knows-what-theyre-doing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/lost-knows-what-theyre-doing\/","title":{"rendered":"LOST knows what they&#8217;re doing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2008\/02\/lost.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2008\/02\/lost-w=300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Okay, without spoiling anything, I have to say: anyone who watched last night&#8217;s <i>Lost<\/i> and who nevertheless still thinks they&#8217;re &#8220;randomly&#8221; generating plot developments and &#8220;don&#8217;t have a plan&#8221; either isn&#8217;t thinking it through, isn&#8217;t paying even a low level of attention or is being willfully perverse. Damn it, I remember what it was like to see <i>Twin Peaks<\/i> painfully spinning its wheels, obviously pretending it all made sense. I&#8217;m <i>on the lookout<\/i> for that kind of nonsense since I don&#8217;t watch television and have no patience at all with its shortcomings; at the slightest sign of somebody faking me out, I&#8217;m leaving. (I&#8217;m still supposed to watch the second half of <i>Firefly<\/i> and I&#8217;m wincing at the prospect because I just don&#8217;t think its good television although it&#8217;s interesting science fiction.) I have a very low tolerance for TV bullshit, is what I&#8217;m saying, so I&#8217;d be the first one out the door if <i>Lost<\/i> was actually guilty of all the sins it&#8217;s accused of. Anyway, get the DVDs; catch up; get on board.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, without spoiling anything, I have to say: anyone who watched last night&#8217;s Lost and who nevertheless still thinks they&#8217;re &#8220;randomly&#8221; generating plot developments and &#8220;don&#8217;t have a plan&#8221; either isn&#8217;t thinking it through, isn&#8217;t paying even a low level of attention or is being willfully perverse. Damn it, I remember what it was like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horrorthon_posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16255"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16255"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41303,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16255\/revisions\/41303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}