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{"id":14031,"date":"2007-12-14T21:26:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-14T21:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jordanhthonextract2.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/14\/i-am-legend-and-the-fabled-batman-excerpt-no-spoilers-whatsoever"},"modified":"2011-09-23T04:00:04","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T04:00:04","slug":"i-am-legend-and-the-fabled-batman-excerpt-no-spoilers-whatsoever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/i-am-legend-and-the-fabled-batman-excerpt-no-spoilers-whatsoever\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am Legend! (And the fabled Batman excerpt!) (NO SPOILERS WHATSOEVER)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2007\/12\/dk.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2007\/12\/dk-w=300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2007\/12\/ial_bridge.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2007\/12\/ial_bridge-w=300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>So <i>I Am Legend<\/i> was just fantastic, as was the special five-minute excerpt from <i>The Dark Knight<\/i> that came first (and was probably the reason all the IMAX showings are sold out). (One of the great things about living where I live\u2014as an &#8220;East Coast jerk&#8221;\u2014is that the closest IMAX theater is just a ten minute walk away from my house. For you California &#8220;jerks,&#8221; walking ten minutes from your house brings you to&#8230;what? An enormous concrete freeway embankment? Some cactus? A bunch of wannabe screenwriters prowling the shadows for cappuccino?)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, first things first: the <i>Batman<\/i> excerpt is just wonderful. If I were Jack Nicholson I&#8217;d be jealous and upset, for about a minute, and then I would think about the <i>upwards of fifty million dollars<\/i> I got from <i>Batman<\/i> (and that fact that, as a fat old man, I&#8217;m still having sex with girls in their twenties) and I would feel better. Anyway, portions of <i>Dark Knight<\/i> were filmed in IMAX and the IMAX experience of the movie&#8217;s unbelievably cool opening five minutes was beyond belief. The audience was really stoked and the people around me (with whom I got into the kind of immediate geek conversation that I love) were so incredibly excited, just going bananas about the movie, in a way that was infectious.<\/p>\n<p><i>I Am Legend<\/i> fulfilled all my expectations. I really don&#8217;t want to go into any detail (since it&#8217;s a new movie and you all should see it) but it&#8217;s definitely in the <i>Dawn of the Dead<\/i> (2004) &#8220;People with brains made this movie&#8221; category rather than the <i>Spider-Man\/Mission Impossible<\/i> &#8220;It&#8217;s all just &#8216;fun&#8217; and &#8216;camp&#8217; so we don&#8217;t have to worry about it making sense or not being stupid&#8221; category.<\/p>\n<p>Now I can go back and avidly read handsomestan&#8217;s descriptions of the filmmaking process. Shooting a sequence on top of the Park Avenue South bridge that abuts Grand Central Station was really smart, because there&#8217;s just no way to see all the crowds and traffic that choke that area of the city (and I am reasonably sure I could see the seams between the foreground and the 2 1\/2-D matte paintings of the vista looking South). (That sequence <i>rocked,<\/i> by the way.) By the way, apparently the novel was set in Los Angeles, but Akiva Goldsmith decided that it would be better as a story set amongst &#8220;East Coast jerks&#8221; because, you know, Los Angeles <i>already looks deserted and apocalyptic<\/i> while New York is bursting with life and vitality, so cinematically emptying it out would seem much more vivid and drastic.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, a superb movie and a great excerpt from the upcoming <i>Batman<\/i> flick (and a sequel-related &#8220;inside joke&#8221; concerning DC Comics movies within <i>I Am Legend<\/i> that I&#8217;d just love to give away, but won&#8217;t.) Great stuff! Excelsior!<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><b>P. S.<\/b> When discussing Jack Nicholson above, I forgot to mention that (were I he) I would also be very pleased that the old, tired schtick of &#8220;putting on Ray-Bans indoors and then grinning continuously&#8221; was still working for me. I mean, I&#8217;m talking about the <i>old<\/i> kind of Ray-Bans that the Blues Brothers wore, or Ferris Bueller at the very latest. Nicholson&#8217;s still wearing them. He sits there in the goddamned front row at the Oscars every year with the Ray-Bans on and this big grin frozen on his face and yet somehow everyone&#8217;s all &#8220;impressed&#8221; (because of how &#8220;dangerous&#8221; he is or whatever it&#8217;s supposed to mean). And the host makes various Nicholson jokes and they dutifully cut to Nicholson, motionless in his Ray-Bans, grin frozen on his face, eyebrows protruding, and everyone goes &#8220;Ooooh&#8221; and &#8220;Ahhh&#8221; at how &#8220;risky&#8221; the host is being, rather than wondering if the old man has simply fallen asleep. Anyway, this round goes to Heath Ledger.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I Am Legend was just fantastic, as was the special five-minute excerpt from The Dark Knight that came first (and was probably the reason all the IMAX showings are sold out). (One of the great things about living where I live\u2014as an &#8220;East Coast jerk&#8221;\u2014is that the closest IMAX theater is just a ten [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horrorthon_posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14031"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14031"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41319,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14031\/revisions\/41319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}