{"id":12245,"date":"2007-10-17T15:56:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-17T15:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jordanhthonextract2.wordpress.com\/2007\/10\/17\/barneys-great-adventure"},"modified":"2011-09-23T04:00:04","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T04:00:04","slug":"barneys-great-adventure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/barneys-great-adventure\/","title":{"rendered":"Barney&#8217;s Great Adventure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2007\/10\/barney.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2007\/10\/barney-w=300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><font size=\"-2\" color=\"#ff0000\">[REPOSTED]<br \/><\/font><br \/>1988 ( )<br \/>Boy, was <i>this<\/i> an unpleasant experience! Talk about pure horror&#8230;I certainly could go on at great length about the <b>sheer, raw revulsion<\/b> I experienced at the hands of this loveable purple dinosaur, in his first big screen adventure! I am going to detail the entire plot, involving lots of adorable little kids, and plenty of songs (you all know the one about how &#8220;I love you\/You love me&#8221; etc., which I will amusingly point out is just a stale retread of &#8220;This Old Man&#8221;). I&#8217;m just getting started. Horrorthon &#8217;07 is immeasurably enriched by my sardonic remarks about the painful experience of inflicting this movie on myself. I wanted to <i>poke my eyes out with a plastic fork!<\/i> (That should convey how horrified I was!) It&#8217;s not a horror movie, but <i>so what<\/i>&#8230;I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll all agree that I deserve massive props just for watching this.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[REPOSTED]1988 ( )Boy, was this an unpleasant experience! Talk about pure horror&#8230;I certainly could go on at great length about the sheer, raw revulsion I experienced at the hands of this loveable purple dinosaur, in his first big screen adventure! I am going to detail the entire plot, involving lots of adorable little kids, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horrorthon_posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12245"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12245"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41334,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12245\/revisions\/41334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}