{"id":12239,"date":"2007-10-17T05:20:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-17T05:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jordanhthonextract2.wordpress.com\/2007\/10\/17\/apologies-to-johnny-sweatpants"},"modified":"2011-09-23T04:00:04","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T04:00:04","slug":"apologies-to-johnny-sweatpants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/apologies-to-johnny-sweatpants\/","title":{"rendered":"Apologies to Johnny Sweatpants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2007\/10\/sorry_man.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/ns\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-import\/2007\/10\/sorry_man-w=156.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>I didn&#8217;t mean to piss you off! Sorry about all that. Peace bro.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t mean to piss you off! Sorry about all that. Peace bro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horrorthon_posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12239"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12239"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41335,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12239\/revisions\/41335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jordanorlando.com\/ns\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}